Stanley Tunnock’s Mate on Shakespeare and the Royalist Bumlickers

The Newsnight Review Of Late Late Books was on the telly. Me and Bill watched it by mistake. Some book had come out recently questioning whether Shakespeare had written all of those plays like Hamlet and Macbeth and all that shit again. The bloke who'd written the book had this posh accent which, Bill said, … Continue reading Stanley Tunnock’s Mate on Shakespeare and the Royalist Bumlickers

Me And Bill Watch A Film About North Korea And Then Watch Question Time

I went round to Bill's House, past the park with the playground and a statue of a phallus right next to it. I couldn't help but think of this as inappropriate. But then I thought that I was probably just as inappropriate, walking through this park full of children when I didn't have any. I … Continue reading Me And Bill Watch A Film About North Korea And Then Watch Question Time